What are you?

whatever-you-want-darling:

zefurfur:

canadia-eh:

erikairi:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

gotchibi:

causalspoilers:

Type in your username under the “type product name” and find out what you are!

>causalspoilers is a diamond ring that extends at the touch of a button, comes in seven different colours and connects to a small plastic pyramid.

“Gotchibi is a chainsaw that’s actually just a solid block of plastic and does exactly what it says on the tin.”

WHAT XD

ambieheartsturtlep0rn is a hammer that can interface with your gas-mask and emits heat.

okay

erikairi is a toaster that makes money fast! It wears a waistcoat and tie (fail because I didn’t read the instructions in the last one xDD )

canadia-eh is a postage stamp that can extinguish fires! :D

omg xD

zefurfur is like a normal security camera, but it blocks UV light.

whut

whatever-you-want-darling is a milk carton that has a leopardskin print! It emits dangerous radiation and can move faster than the speed of light.

 so…what?

replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.

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   royalfan is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises. (That actually sounds like a really useful product,...

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   It’s a robotic dog that floats in water, can be used by several people at once and tastes delicious. The water part...

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   twice the normal speed. Comment très curieusement appropriée! With 3 planets in Gemini - Sun, Mercury, Mars -

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5. ininachu zreblogował(a) to od shercockl i dodał(a):

   iNinachu is a fax machine that’s ten feet tall! It runs on tapwater and lasts forever.

6. spaceageunicorn zreblogował(a) to od crapplebutts i dodał(a):

   spaceageunicorn is like a normal gas-mask, but it produces hot tea or coffee.

7. crapplebutts zreblogował(a) to od bustermylove i dodał(a):

   neongenitalia is a fork that recites haiku and traps mice in a humane fashion. OH MY GOD THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT IS...

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   amcravioto is a digital camera! It detects background radiation! FUCKING YES I AM

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   planetbuster is a cricket bat - it detects explosives … that’s pretty good - but i think it should be a baseball bat…

10. horrorshowweekend zreblogował(a) to od bustermylove i dodał(a):

    Feloniousfellow is a toaster. It is perfectly safe to use!

11. alysiapalacios zreblogował(a) to od bustermylove i dodał(a):

    cr8zylady cr8zylady is a barcode reader! It keeps drinks cold! sure…

12. bustermylove zreblogował(a) to od thepurpleplague i dodał(a):

    bustermylove is a fork that hovers and doubles as a suitcase. Buster would’ve loved that!

13. thepurpleplague zreblogował(a) to od plum68 i dodał(a):

    thepurpleplague is a samurai sword that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and tells the time. This pleases me.

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    Plum68 is an ironing board that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It swears and loves children.

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    theunknownwords is like a normal pogo stick, but it produces hot tea or coffee.

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    ismf is a webcam that’s covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.

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21. frostbitefingers lubi to
22. souryellows zreblogował(a) to od comfortableandkind i dodał(a):

    souryellows is a computer mouse that contains alcohol, comes in seven different colours and dissolves dirt.

23. trivinia zreblogował(a) to od annacantsleep i dodał(a):

    trivinia is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals.

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    goldenvegetation is an ironing board that has a retro 70s design! It can be used on the move and loves you as a person.

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    tahotastic is a jetpack that counts your loose change! It helps the medicine go down and makes clicking noises.

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30. obiwansnewapprentice zreblogował(a) to od obscureculturalreference i dodał(a):

    ObiWansNewApprentice is a trouser press! It induces lucid dreaming! somehow, I find this oddly fitting…

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32. replaceheart zreblogował(a) to od take-that-easy i dodał(a):

    replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.

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    eachainn is a stapler that glows in the dark and can light cigarettes.

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    is… “pharaoh-x-aibou...trained professional.” Gosh, I sound so special *shiny eyes*

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    Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely. I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D

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    nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button. Now that is just EPIC.

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    my-lipgloss-smile is a chainsaw that comes in seven different colours! …oh.

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    “yuutousei is a penknife that flashes at intervals and contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica.” I want one…....

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    allieissuperbene is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved. uhm

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    life-in-3D is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.

42. mymindinbinary zreblogował(a) to od kiki-myaki i dodał(a):

    Rainbow Pooping Unicorn is like a normal fizzy drink, but it increases your sex appeal. omg yes.

43. biggestnerd zreblogował(a) to od timelordy-teganbreann i dodał(a):

    biggestnerd is a television set that has a human brain inside! It has room for a tricycle inside.

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    Hoeskee is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard! lol wut

45. snaildoki zreblogował(a) to od ravelegend i dodał(a):

    snaildoki is a walking stick! It dissolves in water! what

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    wellcometothecrazy is a pogo stick that traps small animals! It is laced with vodka and has an alarm setting.

47. underthesuperwhosea zreblogował(a) to od greetingyouwithchaos i dodał(a):

    underthesuperwhosea is a letter-opener that detects evil!

48. annacantsleep zreblogował(a) to od vert-et-rose i dodał(a):

    emeraldeyesiris is a personal organiser that produces pure oxygen and keeps drinks hot.

49. causalspoilers opublikował(a) to